Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People In Face (The Onion)

Also: "Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?"

And: "Paleontologists: 'We've Been Looking At Dinosaurs Upside Down'".

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. . . new evidence indicates the animals slid along on what was once believed to be their backs. "Basically they scooted around by grabbing nearby vines with their mouths and pulling their bodies. Almost like a snake. What we used to think were legs were actually big flippers that flapped about in the air, driving them forward. . . .